tombstone

when you licking a girl p-ssy
while she sucking his d-ck

and when he’s about to c-m

drop down and c-m in her throat…..
imma tombstone all in her throat
tombstones are tranquilizers.
“he sells tombstones”
“she was fcked up on tombstones and oc’s.”
#tranqz #tombstones #downers #tombs #dippers
the act of flipping your s-xual partner upside down and performing the standing 69. inspired by the undertaker.
i was performing the tombstone during foreplay last night.
#standing 69 #oral s-x #s-xual pleasure #foreplay #inspired
2 mg bar shaped xanax pills
“hey man you got any pharms?”
“yea dude, i got a couple tombstones i could hook you up with”
#xanax #z bars #zan bars #quad bars #totem poles
a pretty decent brand of pizza that could be finally sold for cheap at your local grocery store. has a very salty taste to it and the pepperoni’s are just awesome.
yeah get the tombstone out and let’s dig in, baby!!!
#pizza #delicious #salty #gangsta #cheap #awesome #digiorno #heggeis #red baron
a platinum record from a rapper who sold out that is mounted on a record executive’s wall.
record executive: sign the contract. your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall

rapper: nah forget that. i don’t want my tombstone hangin’ on your wall
#tombstone #rapper #record executive #platinum #sold out
a fart that is buried in the coushin of a couch or chair, to avoid the existance. the fart will resurface later when the -ssailant leaves the room.
awe, d-mn! don’t tombstone on my couch, man!
#fart #smelt it #dump #p–p #cr-p