tomcruisery
like tomfoolery, but with reflector sungl-sses and jaw implants so you look super serious when you clench your teeth and your b-tt jaws flex.
enough with your tomcruisery! no one likes volleyball that much. let’s go yoloing.
night falls upon south beach and a fleet of bros descends upon the strip, engaging in acts of tomcruisery, replete with popped collars and flawless windmill high fives.
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