Tomimic
when you steal a property of someone else and use it as your own, then claim it was yours originally.
guy1: dude is that my lawnmoer? it clearly has my name on it
guy2: no, i bought this including the rights of your name
guy1: dude that’s mine! u can’t just take it!!
guy2: hey stacy! check out my new lawnmoer!
guy1: wow you are such a tomimic.
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