Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )


internet celebrity also known as “chan wh-r-” “chat rat” “troll killer” and tommy bear jr. he is popular on sites such as mysp-ce, funnyjunk, facebook, and 4chan. tommy bear has loyal fans who worship his every move and haters also known as “oldf-gs” who want him dead. rumor has it that hackers have attacked tommybear but have had no effect.

there has been an ongoing war over this meme. some call him a “guru” and other call him “deadf-g” when it boils down to it, he’s a 20 yr old with a loyal following who will do anything to support him. they have even started a fan club on facebook known as the tommy bear fan club (obvious enough)
“tommy bear (tah me- b air )”

1. tommy bear is the biggest troll killer known to man.

2. you sir are a guru!

3. we love tommy bear.

4. secretly your girlfriend wants him.

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