Tommy Jordan


the only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop -ss on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

this was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
dude1: my dad just m-ssacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: your dad tommy jordan?

dude1: yeah…

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