tommy o’cooney
definition: the coolest, nicest, most awesome guy you will ever meet. he is the ultimate man, tall, well rounded individual. when you need help he’s there, whether it is a shoulder to lean on or a bro to hang out with. he is also quite the catch with the ladies. he’s totes husband material.strong catholic irishman that can do no wrong.
“dude, that’s totally a tommy o’c–ney thing to do”
“you know tommy o’c–ney? yeah? he is a total bro!”
“that tommy sure is a hunk”
“so tommy is your boyfriend, you lucky b-tch”
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