Tommy Toppit
someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. they have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a tv like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the vip section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.
“hey. i just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. its 100 watts of music power!”
“they are a good addition to your home. i have a 200 watt system installed myself…”
“f-ck off tommy toppit”
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