Tommy Trojan
the mascot of the university of southern california. not completely historically accurate (real trojans wouldn’t wear a corinthian helmet) bu still bad-ss. he stands in the center of the field before the games, leads the band, and rides a horse called traveler around the field.
on a side note, why does everyone vandalize usc articles so much? most of us don’t care about this rivalry that much.
oh look there goes tommy trojan.
wooo fight on we got a touchdown!
mascot for the university of spoiled children, often seen mincing and prancing along the sidelines bow-legged at the la coliseum after having been reamed by some alumnus.
tommy trojan enjoys taking it up the -ss from anyone, especially alumni that have usc b-mper stickers.
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