Tommy Wiseau
director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as the room. his extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.
here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of tommy wiseau:
– you are lying! i never hit you! you are tearing me apart, lisa!
– oh hi doggy!
– let’s go eat huh!
– i’m so lucky to have you as my best friend, and i love lisa so much.
– i did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullsh-t, i did not hit her, i did naat! oh hi mark!
– you betrayed me… you that good… you, you’re just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.
– what a funny story, mark!
– everybody betrayed me! i fed up with this world!
– maybe you should have a girl, mark.
– anyway, how is your s-x life?
the director of the film “the room”. he’s also the writer, producer, and the lead actor. beware of his film, because it’s a riot! a black comedy that’s a must see.
tommy wiseau- lets eat huh.
guy – what does huh taste like?
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