Tomonday


when, on a friday, a teacher or boss starts to say “tomorrow”, but realizes that tomorrow is sat-rday and n-body will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say monday.
teacher: “cl-ss, don’t forget that your field trip money is due tomonday.”
a slang word meaning “next monday.”
i will see you tomonday.

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