Tomorrow Problem
why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major gpa/future-dependent -ssignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading
most common in college settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical b-
bro: $1-u-call it night! im coming over. tequila or 30rack?
bro 2: we got that marketing presentation tomorrow bro. i haven’t even looked at the rubric.
bro: f-ck it, that’s a tomorrow problem.
bro 2: …tequila it is.
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