Tomosaurus
an ancient creature created by one of tom’s less successful time travel experiments. in the near future tom tries to send himself back in tie to replace arnie with a young clone of himself, but it goes wrong and the clone goes back 75 million years. a giganotosaur is the first to discover this lil’ clone in the wilderness, but latent temporal warps etc pull them both into another dimension and a genetic fusion merges the two creatures into the tomosaurus.
at a m-ssive 8000 feet long and with reasonable telekenisis, tomosaurus is a prime example of how nature + science + insanity = power gaming.
(or to put in m-n-s-speak, that picture roxy did for tom)
you are all doomed!!!!!
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