tom’s cock


when playing multiplayer on call of duty: black ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on tom’s c-ck.
black ops: player 1 got killed by a tomahawk

player 1: d-mn! i just sucked on tom’s c-ck!!!

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