tom’s in town


time of the month.
it’s a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

you’re getting there. just don’t p-ss her off.

andrew: d-mn why are u in a such a f-cking bad mood today!
sara: didn’t you hear -sshole? tom’s in town!

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