Tomscott
when an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.
i’m glad our company has a firewall, otherwise i would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.
inventor of the “stanger” ; sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. also known as the candy man in western pennsylvania and former vice president of nambla.
is that guy pulling a tom scott in that van full of boy scouts?
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