tonch


penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the p-n-s that may occur during or after s-xual intercourse or (less often) during other s-xual acts, stretching or exercise. …

a d-ck-fart.

(male version of a queef)
“dude, i was masturbating and halfway through, i totally tonched.”

“you f-ckin’ tonch!”

“go tonch somewhere else.”

“i queefed out tonch.”

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