Tonga


strongest and fearless but the most friendly nation you’ll come by in the pacific. ancient times when warriors of tonga traveled by kalia, or canoe, with armies conquering a wide area of polynesia, from rotuma in the west to niue in the east, including much of samoa.
tonga took over samoa, niue, and the list go on. anit no pacific nation stronger.
strongest nation. pacific islanders;
there a hardcore nation
br–sts, b–bies, t-tty bongo’s.
she’s got a cracking pair of tongas. i’d like to nuzzle in those tongas. the word tongas originates from manchester metropolitan university student bradley thompson.
a slang widely use by africa’s especially ghanians to mean p-ssy or v-g-n-
tonga means p-ssy thus

t: the
o: organ
n: no
g: guy
a: avoid

boy :man i dey hustle oo
man: all becos of tonga
boy: no all cos of money
take longer –> combine the two together and you get ‘tonga’. basically instead of sarcastically saying to someone when they are taking ages, “take longer”, you just say “tonga” in a sarcastic tone. i.e. hurry up
someone is taking sh-tloads of time to get ready…….. “oi……. tonga!!!!’ achshav 4

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