tongue bashing


using extreme tongue strength to pierce your partner. side effects include: ending relationships, additional -n-s, and abnormal opening in the back of your skull.
i invited that girl vanessa over after dinner and treated her to my famous tongue bashing. she hasn’t called me back…

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