Tongue Boarding


a form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
i was just trying to be nice so i let him kiss me, little did i know i needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

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