tongue boner


during a very bad kiss where the kisser’s tongue is hard and darting in your mouth.
that guy was cute but when we kissed, he tongue b-n-red me. so gross.
when someone describes a food so deliciously that the description alone gives your tongue an erection.
i was excited already, but when she started describing fluffy blueberry m-ffins, i got the biggest tongue b-n-r ever.
when you are kissing someone and all of a sudden their tongue gets stiff and hard like a b-n-r.
dude, i was kissing him last night, and all of a sudden he shoved his tongue b-n-r in my mouth.
when something is so tantilizing to ones taste buds it causes an erection or stimulation of the crotch region.
lindsey – “john i hope you like the pork chops i made for dinner.”

john – “yeah babe those chops totally gave me a tongue b-n-r.”

wow that cheeseburger was so good it gave me a tongue b-n-r!

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