tongue punch


to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes
im going to tongue punch your fartbox
a hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman’s special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.
my woman came over last night, i made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.
the act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.
i am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(-ss!)!
the viscious act of craming one’s tongue into a body orfice
dude, i tongue punched that old lady’s smelly dirt ring!!
a stabbing motion with the tongue.
donald rumsfield tonguepunches the stankstar!
to eat out; lick
right now, i think my girlfriend should tongue-punch my dirt star.

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