tongue strap
tongue strap (noun) – the strap that holds your tongue down. * the long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*
“i ate so much p-ssy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps” “hey bro, so how is your tongue strap today?”
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