tonguejack


to lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. usually tongue jacking is done to the -sshole, cooter, or nuts.
my sh-tboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the m-ssive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
also see…toungejack.
to stimulate s-xually with one’s tongue. earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the rumblepig.
dude, you nasty b-tch! you tongue-jacked her sh-tbox?
verb.
the act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
-n-lagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
used for describing the act of c-nn-l-ng-s or -n-lingus, or non literally as an eager -ss kisser or brown noser.
i tongue jacked her so hard, i lisped for three days afterward.

she asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.

no need to tongue jack my sh-tbox, i’ll lend you the money.
to aggressively lick or kiss a person.
“tongue-jack my sh-t-hole”

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