Tonguekwando


an adept skill at perorming c-nn-l-ng-s. one becomes a master of tonguekwando when he can make a female achieve -rg-sm simply by mentioning his talent. ranked in a belt-system as other martial-arts, one gains levels by perfecting his skill, and offering his services to women desiring such performance.
he is so good at going down, he’s like a blackbelt in tonguekwando…..he’ll lick any little man in a boat!

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