Tonkey’s Law


simply put, the law is as follows: “you never know.” it is derived from the mario party item, the skeleton key, colloquially shortened to tonkey.
monica: “you’re gonna wear protection right sweety? i don’t want to use another morning after pill!”
kirk: “eh. tonkey’s law.”

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