Tony Two Canoes


a man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they’re carrying two canoes. a close relative to the try-hard.
“look at tony two canoes over there, what a f-gget”
a man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they’re carrying two canoes. a close relative to the try-hard.
“look at tony two canoes over there, what a f-gget”
a man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they’re carrying two canoes. a close relative to the try-hard.
“look at tony two canoes over there, what a f-gget”
a man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they’re carrying two canoes. a close relative to the try-hard.
“look at tony two canoes over there, what a f-gget”

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