Tonyphiliac
a person with an abnormal, often obsessive interest in tony, especially the use of tony for s-xual excitement.
-tonyphiliac #1: well i was masturbating to tony last night for hours it was swell. i think about him always. one day he’ll be mine.
-tonyphiliac #2: b-tch he’s my man. you better stay away from him if you want to continue to be able to walk.
tony: break it up ladies, you both can have me.
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