too black to drive
occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; “keeping it real”, checking the status of one’s weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
if i turned up my b-mp that loud, i’d be too black to drive too.
is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?
what an -sshole! either she wants me to slap the h-ll out of her or she’s just too black to drive.
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