Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work
a state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. rob: is tom coming in today? he is 3 hours late.
james: no, he called in. he is hungover.
rob: i thought he was broke
james: he is! maybe he sold his plasma tv for a 5th.
rob: too broke to drink too drunk to work! d-mn.
2. jerry: hey tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
tom: h-ll yeah! i’ll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! i’ve been dying to burn those candles!
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