Too Gay to be True
any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls under the guise of going with his “girl friends,” but these h-m-s-xual activities are actually the high point of his existence. may also exhibit an unusual closeness to his mother.
eustina: i’m really into brad but everytime i hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at scorpio. do you think he’s just not in to me?
carlette: no, i think he’s too gay to be true.
fran: i’ve been making h-lla eye contact with fabio for the past week at hollister. he’s got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
betty: is he good looking?
fran: yes, and mysteriously single.
betty: well he’s obviously too gay to be true!
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