Too Many Men On The Ice
a party foul commited by a friend/acquaintence in which he/she takes you to a bar/party with an unacceptable male to female ratio, a.k.a. sausagefest. a tmmoti penalty requires the offender to get the offended a drink of their choice and gives the offended the option of immediate extraction. the drink can be deferred until the next destination.
when we got to the bar, i noticed it was a total sausagefest. i called tom for a too many men on the ice penalty. due to the extremity of the ratio, i chose to leave immediately and wait til the next bar for him to buy me a shot.
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