Too Stupid To Live
this is a mental and social disorder where by an individual is deemed to be an unproductive member of society because s/he lacks the mental apt-tude, social skills and general zest necessary to do so.
—symptoms—
-extremely lazy
-complains excessively
-thinks s/he has a musical talent but is really tone deaf
-expects others to make meals for him
-expects his dishes to magically to wash themselves
-will attend school for a major that will not get him/her far in life (ex. such as drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
-too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt s/he has acquired
-when s/he is given a job, s/he is content to work for free
-typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene
-leaves pubic hair all over the bathroom
-unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
-uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
-usually dates fat psychotic b-tches with emotional problems that he met online
-likes to complain how he’s way too busy,yet he manages to spend 2 hours on the phone talking to his fat psychotic b-tch of g/f
example 1)when someone does something completely r-t-rded.
lily: did you see what alberto just did?
kevin: no. what?
lily: he was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! what a f-cking tool.
kevin: lily, that’s not very nice, you know he suffers from too stupid to live (tstl)
lily: opps, my bad.
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