Too Tall Jones Syndrome


when a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.
danny: happy birthday bob! why are you so blue?
bob: because dude i don’t have much more time to live. i have too tall jones syndrome.
danny: wow man sorry to hear that? i thought you was healthy and sh-t?
bob: i did a lot of research.. when do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
danny: oh snap! you got a point there.

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