Tooba
female, angel on earth, soul mate, cute, once you fall in love with her you feel like you can’t breath with out hearing her voice, very hard to get.
she is a tooba on earth, i wish she was mine.
arabic name for a tree in heaven.
its in the d-mn koran. look it up. b-tches.
tall
skinny
s-xy
pretty
big brown eyes
nice -ss
big b–bs
good in bed
even better in person
kind
lovable
fun
organized
smart
cute
gorgeous
hot
clean freak
controls the party, but also makes it more fun
a true soul mate
if shes the girl next to you, infront of you, behind you….don’t let her go!
tooba is one of those people who you feel like are the most trustworthy, honest, and true friend
tooba’s are known for their mind games and foreplay. good looking and extremely good in bed, they’ll leave you with a broken heart. also known as the s-xy b-tch of their era.
1. “man, she was soo good in bed, i thought we had somethin in common!”
— “that’s tooba for you.”
2. “all there was were lies and cheating.”
–“told you, once a tooba always a tooba.”
a firecracker, or otherwise also known as a “pattakah”, this firecracker in form of a woman will ruin your life with her constant emo thoughts. this firecracker will lure you in with her cute charms and looks and when you least expect it boom she attacks and you are stuck in her l-st with no way out.
but don’t be fooled get her angry and she will end her little firecrakcer minions after you to ruin your life. translated into hindi you could also call her : kameeni aurat.
– stop talking to me or i will shove a tooba up your b-tt
a variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. the first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that “you wont like me when i’m mad.” the second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. and the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large italian plumbers, and as a br-ss instrument of a similar sounding name.
guy 1: dude look at that hot piece of -ss…
err why is she making that noise
guy 2: g-ddammit tooba…you’re not ah tuba
tooba: aaararrgghhhashhh
guy 1: oh my god…this again
n. ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to f-ck your world up for several days.
see also…any cheech and chong movie
sh-t, hold on motherf-cker, i ain’t even started to play the tooba yet.
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