Took the banana


colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. also used as “take the banana”
“verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when i got it, it was a visa gift card, not cash. i really took the banana on that one.”

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