Took two beers and popped the slide
a quick exit out of an awful situation. name received from steven slater, a jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a p-ssenger, berated her over the pa system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
did you hear? steven quit his job! he took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide
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