tool army


the fan club for the band tool (which is probably by far the greatest band i’ve ever listened to).
“are you a member of the tool army?? we want you!”
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a fan club for the band “tool”. the tool army is a hilarious money making scheme, which the “tools” don’t understand. these individuals walk around in shirts that say “tool” in large letters, failing to understand maynard’s love/hate affair with consumer culture.

the tool army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets “keychains and certificates” and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.

tool is an amazing band. it has r-t-rded fans.
“hey man, i joined the tool army!” – idiot 1

“haha, you tool. you probably actually like puscifer too, don’t you?” – me, smart guy.

“yeah, why?”

“well, even maynard says it is sh-t and for people who don’t think. enjoy.”

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