Tool Bus


any charter bus carrying a bunch of canadians from southern ontario to a buffalo bills game on a sunday afternoon.
the tool bus will leave the parking lot of the scarborough east ramada inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. vomit cleanup will then commence.

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