Tool Commandments
the beliefs of toolism.
i- females are the master s-x.
ii- blind-loyalty to all females.
iii- offerings must be made to females lately.
iv- study guides will be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
v- iphone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
vi- all who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
vii- all who rebel will be expelled from the tool shed.
viii- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
ix- you shall not cover your neighbor’s tool.
x- you shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
all people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
if i follow the tool commandments girls may like me and be my friend.
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