Tool Shed Factory
worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. a tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.
brent:”why did that girl just call me a tool shed? i didn’t even do anything wrong!”
ashley:”clearly it’s because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, mark!”
brent:”well, h-ll if i ever hang out with him again!”
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