tooletry
noun; the practice of being a tool.
brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. he enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. he is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. he simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. he was displaying tooletry
example 2: sarah doesn’t want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.
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