toolface
near cousin of d-ckhead, but may be more of a poonce. (more of an air of self-importance).
get off your high-horse, you toolface!
a face made by someone who is in fact a tool. it usually consists of a widening of the eyes and flared nostrils.
if you come across a person making this face, run away as quickly as you possibly can.
d-mn, fool. did you see hammer today? he was throwing down that tool face all over the place!
a term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. often is given to the best of football players.
toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.
a white boy who raps.
have a good summer tool face.
a white boy who raps.
have a good summer tool face.
a white boy who raps.
have a good summer tool face.
a white boy who raps.
have a good summer tool face.
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