toolfag
they usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a b-tch, denies everything, ditches his friends for b-tches who use him, are “workout impostor”, have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total pr-ck to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.
“g-d that red-haired f-ck is such a toolf-g. he thinks he is the sh-t and ditches us all the time to pick up that b-tch who uses him in his sh-tty acura.”
“i own a white polo already…..but i’ll buy another one”
“guys i have to go home….i got to take care of some stuff” -late seen with the b-tch who uses him.
“son you need a haircut. mom f-ck off. bye!!”
a die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool f-g will snap and possibly kill you.
tool f-gs will say maynard’s lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
jim: man, tool’s singer sucks b-lls, its like he’s singing with his nose or something.
simon: shut the f-ck up you noob, tool does not suck in anyway especially not maynard! he is the best!!! ahhhhhhhhh :@@@@
jim: wow ur such a tool f-g
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