Toolio
tool with a twist. a toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler… a toolio is much worse than a tool. they are like tools, only 500 times worse. these toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to cl-ss, work, or even the supermarket. watch out for toolios. n-body likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.
as skyler skipped around in her underwear, clare said,” oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!” abi agreed.
n. one who is a tool, an individual who buys lunch with coupons, an person who drinks 3 calvados falls of his chair and sings “sophie chap is my cat” rather too loudly.
(alternative def.) one who makes a living selling wealth management solutions
loo at that guy with the tevas and wite socks. what a toolio !!
hey toolio, buy the beers before i kick you up yer backside !!
one who is much worse then the normal tool of a person.
also known as a member of alpha epsilon pi fraternity @ the university of nevada, las vegas.
1. an extreme tool.
2. a mexican tool.
“si, si senore, mucho toolio.”
( melbourne australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.
that guy humming “wild wild west” by will smith is a real toolio.
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