Tooliosis
a medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.
bhavin patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn’t believe in bros before hoes.
the common disease of being a tool.
oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.
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