toolismatic
it’s tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. it describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others’ judgments with his/her “covert” toolishness.
x (referring to a gal x’s involved with): dude, she’s throwing a rant complaining about abc again on facebook again.
y: meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. honestly, no one gives a hoot.
x: exactly.
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