Tools MacBagums
a combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. this character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. tools macbagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. tools macbagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.
person 1: “yo man what’s the deal with your new profile picture?”
person 2: “oh you like it? yeah i thought i’d show off my abs a little bit for the girls.”
person 1: “yeah ok tools macbagums”
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