toolshelf
a loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. the problem is, his bullsh-t stories aren’t even that good. slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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