tooltruck


an evolution of the word toolbag, used to describe someone being obscenely lame or d–sh-like.
mike: dude your such a tooltruck!!

brendan: i know….
variation on the term tool. used to describe a person that has surp-ssed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.
dude did you smoke the rest of my sh-t?
yeah i was all out and broke til payday.
you f-cking tool truck!

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