Toomeyed


when a politician runs for office on the premise that he has principles and will defend a particular position, but abandons those principles during his first term, the people who voted for him have been “toomeyed”.
the jr. senator from pa ran in 2010 as a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment, -ssumed office in 2011, and in 2013 toomeyed the voters by joining with with the likes of chuck schumer and dianne feinstein in a “yes” vote for cloture on s 649.
when one stretches and fondles or otherwise innappropriately touches another person in the same motion.
person 1: “-sigh- , toomeyed!”

person 2: “aahhh, i feel so violated, why would you do that?”

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